What would Jesus Brew?
We all know the story. Jesus is a huge wedding party. People are eating and drinking and having a great time. But all the sudden the booze start running low. Jesus’ mom pleads with him to help out. Jesus being the man that he is takes over 100 gallons of water and turns it into the best wine these people ever tasted. The man know how to keep a party going.
So here is my senario for you. Say Jesus showed up a modern day fiesta and the kegs are starting to run low. What would Jesus brew? In your mind, what would be the best tasting beer that Jesus could work his miracle on? Would it be a nice summer ale? Would it be a dark lager? We know it wouldn’t have the word light on it, but what would the label say. So state your case for the Brew Master.
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I guess it depends on what time of year this party is. I mean, if Jesus showed up to a Summer Block Party, he’d probably make a Hef, or Red. Yet if it was a Christmas Party it might be more in the veins of a Porter or Scotch Ale.
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Awesome post!
I have to go with Manna Beer. It is the perfect beer. It is exactly what each person wants it to be, and marketing departments would thank Him for the way He made their job so easy.
Manna Beer perfect for a man like you!
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Manna Beer - man a beer sounds good right now.
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Manna Beer - (redneck style) man, ah could use another beer.
Nice job with the site, keep it up.
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Chad
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Greg,
Your question will have a provincial answer! What’s the best brew (with some popularity) where you live? Here it would probably be Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, although I’d really hope for Guiness. Well, He might also make several different brews. A couple of ales and a stout, maybe. He might even change wine into beer!
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sorry for the late response to everyone…we have company this week…so things have been crazy. I have to say I’ve loved everyone’s responses so far.
@vince my friend’s favorite beer is Smithwicks. I like it…but it’s not at the top of my list.
@Christian Thanks!
@Chad That is funny. I love the tag lines too. Here’s one to add to it. Manna Beer…we’ll have you saying, “What is this?!” with every drop.
@nate Would it be blessed by a rabbi?
@everyone else… I was thinking about this last night…Jesus turned multiple vessels of water to wine, but it never said that it was all the same kind of wine. I bet he would make multiple kegs of beer…each one being different and very tasty!
Depends on the weather, of course,but I’m pretty sure it would have a Deschutes label. On a hot summer day, it’d be Mirror Pond or maybe Twilight. Winter, I’d guess a Black Butte Porter.
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I see a more amber ale, something like a Fat Tire…
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