Over the past few months it has been really cool to see people find theBeerean.com.  Everyone has gotten here through various avenues such as twitter, my comments on other sites, some link love from other bloggers, ect.  But I have started to get a large increase of people coming hear from search results (I must have some mad SEO skillz).

Most people have found theBeerean.com with searches you could expect.

Can Christians drink beer?
How many beers can I drink before I get drunk?

But there have been a few that have caught me off guard and made me laugh.  So I thought I would share with you guys a few of the off center search results that have landed people at theBeerean.com.

can i drink light beer and take alli

I would say no.  Not because of the “alli” part, but because of the “light.” Light beer is an abomination.  If you want to drink a beer that is low on calories, drink a Guinness….oh and ask your pharmacist about the Alli part.

“kevin max” alcohol

This one is new for me.  I’ve heard of and tried Monk’s Ale, but I’ve never heard of Kevin Max Alcohol.  I can only imagine the names for their line. Jesus Freak Jin…Free at Last Firewater… Come to think of it…a lot of their songs did have some double entendre with alcohol.

Consume Me
What if I Stumble
Like it, Love it, Need it

Just think about it.

alcohol crap

I write a lot of crap about alcohol, but I don’t think I’ve done a post about alcohol crap yet.  Honestly I thought it came out in urine and sweat.  I’m not going to do the research to find out if I’m wrong or not though.

horny in church

Um is this a question or a statement?  If it’s a question, yes many a time.  If it’s a statement, then um…I can’t help you.

a truely extrodinary nut sack

I have to say that this won the award for most random search result to get someone to theBeerean.com.  It works because of one twitter post, but I still think it is very random.  If you found theBeerean.com by using this search, I’m sorry to let you know that you will never see a truly extrodinary or ordinary nut sack here.  Sorry.