You found me how?

Over the past few months it has been really cool to see people find  Everyone has gotten here through various avenues such as twitter, my comments on other sites, some link love from other bloggers, ect.  But I have started to get a large increase of people coming hear from search results (I must have some mad SEO skillz).

Most people have found with searches you could expect.

Can Christians drink beer?
How many beers can I drink before I get drunk?

But there have been a few that have caught me off guard and made me laugh.  So I thought I would share with you guys a few of the off center search results that have landed people at

can i drink light beer and take alli

I would say no.  Not because of the “alli” part, but because of the “light.” Light beer is an abomination.  If you want to drink a beer that is low on calories, drink a Guinness….oh and ask your pharmacist about the Alli part.

“kevin max” alcohol

This one is new for me.  I’ve heard of and tried Monk’s Ale, but I’ve never heard of Kevin Max Alcohol.  I can only imagine the names for their line. Jesus Freak Jin…Free at Last Firewater… Come to think of it…a lot of their songs did have some double entendre with alcohol.

Consume Me
What if I Stumble
Like it, Love it, Need it

Just think about it.

alcohol crap

I write a lot of crap about alcohol, but I don’t think I’ve done a post about alcohol crap yet.  Honestly I thought it came out in urine and sweat.  I’m not going to do the research to find out if I’m wrong or not though.

horny in church

Um is this a question or a statement?  If it’s a question, yes many a time.  If it’s a statement, then um…I can’t help you.

a truely extrodinary nut sack

I have to say that this won the award for most random search result to get someone to  It works because of one twitter post, but I still think it is very random.  If you found by using this search, I’m sorry to let you know that you will never see a truly extrodinary or ordinary nut sack here.  Sorry.

  • david

    I think I stumbled over here (websurf style, not drunken lurch style) through a video recommendation on vimeo.

    keep up the great work

  • Kevin Davis

    That’s good stuff.

    Kevin Daviss last blog post..Pagan Christianity?

  • GregQualls

    Thanks David…that’s cool to know.

  • Vince

    The Beerean rocks Greg!

    I bet kevin max gets his brew on

  • nate

    “kevin max” alcohol…hahahahaha.
    Someone must have been trying to dig up some dirt on the guy.

    nates last blog post..John 1:1…Carl’s Blogged Bible Study, Baptism

  • Clayton Bell

    Dude, Google search results are so funny! I had someone come to my blog by googling “clayton bell bad seminary.” Must have heard me preach!

    I’ll keep sending as many people here as I can!

  • CJ Mills

    thanks for the love bro – keep up the good work over here!

  • Brad Ruggles

    lol…And I really mean that I was “laughing out loud” when I read this post. Too funny!

    Where did I find you? Dude, what came first – the chicken or the egg? Come on, who cares! What matters is that I found you! My one and only blog-beer-buddy.

    Brad Ruggless last blog post..Photos by Daley Hake

  • Steve Scott

    I found you through a link on Bruce Gerencser’s site.

    Steve Scotts last blog post..The Kingdom vs. The Church

  • GregQualls

    It’s really cool to see all the different ways that you guys have come to find this blog. No matter how you find, I’m glad you’re here.

  • Russ

    Can’t honestly remember how I found you. Maybe through Steve Scott. You’re on my blog list now, though.

    Russs last blog post..Finally…